sistuhs are doin' it for themselves

A friend sent me this and I haven't been able to stop laughing since. Here's the backstory:

An operations manager for Jack in the Box called his boss to tell him he was running late for a meeting. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

You'll need sound for this one. Enjoy!