she bops

Yours Truly: Thanks for sharing with us that you had a romp with your magic wand

Jess: It's been awhile since I mentioned My Boyfriend

YT: I'm far too Catholic to disclose such things. Not too Catholic to actually DO such things of course... I just won't tell anyone

YT: 'Cause masturbating is like farting. I like the rest of the world to think I don't do it

Jess: You should have Filomena cross-stitch that on a sampler