But I digress, even though the relationship thang didn't pan out between The Masseuse and myself, she and I remain the dearest of friends. We hang out quite often and fully support each other in our latest romantic endeavors with nary an ounce of jealousy or weirdness. Our friendship is deep and meaningful, not to mention really fun. We get a kick out of each other. Our emails and phone calls are often riddled with ridiculous pet names that usually involve a loving tweak of the other's fictitious stank. For instance, I call her Smelly while she has dubbed me, um, Stinkerbutt. It's all really charming and not as nauseating as it may seem here.
I'm serious.
Oh, shut up.
ANYhoo, while I'm at work, I use Gmail to check my personal email account. As you may or may not know, Google has whored out our email messages so that supposed relevant sponsor links appear to the right of the message body. It freaks me out slightly that my emails are being scanned but I do have to admit that the recent "relevant" links in emails from The Masseuse have been QUITE comical:
----------------------------------------------As you can see, we seem to be caught in a skunk and feline-favored link loop right now. I'm going to have to start varying the nicknames and trying different combos to see what other smelly suggestions Google coughs up. It's become like a new time-wasting hobby of mine. Try it, Gmailers! It's fun.
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