Yours Truly: OMG. I just emailed you a David Hasselhoff calendar. Someone at work gave it to me. It inspired me to research even more Hoff images and look what I found. He.is.such.an.asshole...P.S. Sheila has loads of these up on her site! The comments are absolutely killing me. GO NOW!
Jess: This shit is awful.
YT: Oh, it gets worse.
YT: "Yes, David, now gather the flowers to you while giving the camera a sultry, come-hither look... That's right. Perfect. One more..."
YT: I cannot stop looking at these. I keep finding more and more repellent images. It's becoming a sickness.
YT: Um, David... Yanni called and he wants his shirt back:
Jess: "All images excluding 1990 Calendar on this page scanned from the webmaster's personal collection -- © Nat, Annie." Nat and Annie FRIGHTEN me.
YT: Dear Nat and Annie,
Guten tag! Wie gehts es Ihnen? Sie zwei sind MAJOR FUCKING HEADCASES!
YT: "Come closer! Closer! We want to keel you!"
Jess: I just showed them to The Roommate. She said, "Oh man, I had to save the one of him holding the jewelry up to his mouth like he is going to eat it."
YT: "David, your patriotism is admirable but you angered the VFW when you swiped the flag from their foyer."
Jess: OMG...just opened the email you sent.
YT: LOOK AT APRIL!
Jess: OMG OMG OMG. There are no words.
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:: Soap from a Dope
:: Wax On, Wax Hoff
:: A Wee Bit o' Schmaltz