As you can see,
The Lovely Jess and I are once again hard at work...
Jess: I am making the fattiest fatty dinner ever on Sunday. The Roommate and I have been conspiring
Yours Truly: Ha ha ha. Conspiring. I just had the funniest visual of you two holding clandestine meetings with blueprints and rubbing your hands together all evil-like
Jess: I'm making individual chicken pot pies in a puff pastry and baked apples with butter and brown sugar for dessert
Jess: "How to make our dinner guests have heart attacks"
YT: Are you plotting the course of the cholesterol that will clog up the arteries? "If I add an extra 1/2 cup of butter, it will ensure rapid arterialsclerosis (sp?) beginning HERE!" [points dramatically at map]
Jess: HA!
YT: "However, if I go easy on the butter and increase the amount of sugar, we're looking at a good chance of diabetes. That might take longer to kick in though and at best, we might only get an amputated limb or some cataracts."
YT: I'm sick. Sick, I tell you. Sick
Jess: That's why I love you
YT: My mother would hang her head in shame if she only knew. You know, I think she'd be more upset about my irreverence than my lesbionic ways
Later...Jess: Did you watch The Apprentice last night?
YT: Yup!
Jess: I cannot believe how horribly Apex did. It was mind-boggling
YT: I could not figure out why they were at Penn Station handing out ads
Jess: It was really dumb
YT: That's not targeted marketing at all. Stupid, stupid, stupid
YT: I wish the show wouldn't end. I like it far too much
Jess: Me too
YT: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Guess what?
Jess: What?
YT: My friend's in-laws somehow indirectly know Raj and they gave Raj her cell phone number!!!! She hasn't watched the show this season so she asked me about him...
Jess: Oh my god
YT: She will HATE him. She is a fiercely independent woman who will kick a man in the balls if he even looks at her funny. I mean, she wishes airborne viruses on people for fuck's sake
Jess: Oh dear
YT: I hate him so much. We were walking around DSW last weekend and I trash-talked him all the way from boots to sneakers
Jess: That's a great line
YT: Why thank you
Jess: You could start a novel with that line
YT: Yup. It's right up there with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
Jess continues this theme on her blog with another of our
deep and probing discussions...
