Twenty-seven-year-old Chytoria Graham of Erie, Pennsylvania was pissed at her boyfriend. Instead of whacking him with a cast iron frying pan or his golf clubs or something reasonable like that, however, she picked up her four-week-old baby boy by the legs and swung the infant through the air, hitting the boyfriend with the baby's head. (via BloggingBaby)I'm sick and wrong, I know. However, if you picture that scene in claymation? Well, it's a hoot.
Update: Mejack and I discuss the physics of baby tossing...
Yours Truly: I'm picturing the baby being held by the feet and thrown like a hammer in track & field.Fear not, we're both off to say a good Act of Contrition right now.
Mejack: See, I'm picturing holding the baby by its feet and doing like an airplane and swinging it around.
YT: I think you might get more distance if you toss with the feet. The head will provide some weight and carry it. And also, lofting it upwards by the feet will give you more air and better velocity.
YT: You know, so I've heard...
